
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Say It Is So, Joe

Thursday, August 21, 2008
McCain: I am not sure how many houses I own

McCain's wealth comes back to the foray.
This will be the first test for Obama post-vacation: Do you or do you not have the killer instinct?
lhp
Boring So Far, Campaign Issues To Expect

Much of the hoopla piled onto the 2008 political season since the last election is not being ignited yet. The melodrama in both parties has been a partial story, with the Obama-Clinton bickering marriage, and the McCain-GOP awkward one-night stand. McCain's pros and cons have not really been used as campaign fodder, and neither has Obama's exoticism. So what's the deal? Patience, my dears, patience.
Do not expect this campaign to continue to small bore-a-thon for long. The conventions are pretty much pep rallies for each party that try to remind everybody: Hey! You are supposed to pick sides soon! Soon after they both wrapup, expect some of these "issues" to make headlines:
- McCain's age: So far, no one has pointed out (at least not seriously) that McCain dined with Attila the Hun. That might be because it can easily be turned around and hurt the attacker (remember Reagan v. Mondale in 1984). McCain's age is like Obama's race, it shouldn't matter, but it will, and voters will justify their reasons to themselves why it should.
- McCain's One Term Try: Today was the first day I read anyone actually posing this question to McCain: Will you pledge to run only once? He said, Nay. Good or bad, we will have to wait and see.
- Obama and the Weather Underground: Obama reportedly has visited some of the Weather Underground's key leaders in the past. The WU was a leftist, violent, anti-war activist group in the 1960's. This may never get attention, as his link to that group is tacit at best, but you may soon be hearing William Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn in a Breaking News update.
- McCain is an angry old man: This is called assassination of character. It is also called calling a rooster by its name. McCain has long been rumored to be a hot-head of major proportions. Many of his colleagues have, at one time or another, claimed they think McCain is unfit for the presidency just judging his dangerous temperament. They may become louder as Election Day nears.
- Obama's race: Many are claiming this is the reason why this election is such a dead-heat, when it shouldn't be. The Bradley Effect might be covered more and more as the stale poll numbers plague the campaign.
- McCain is filthy rich: Thanks to Cindy McCain, who is valued at over $500 million, McCain is at a different level of rich than even the Clintons. This, along with how we met and hooked up with Cindy (coughADULTERYcough) might end up making headlines.
- Obama's assassination: No one says it, but everyone thinks it. Will the possibility that someone will attempt to kill president-elect Obama be raised? How will it affect everything?
- McCain's death: Same as the last one, but by natural causes (he's old, remember). Will these scenarios raise the importance of the VP?
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Looking For Their No. 2: VIce President Hopefuls

A short run down of whose name might be paraded this week and next, as McCain and Obama finish their own American Idol competition for a running mate:
Obama's Top Picks:
- Evan Bayh: HAHA! Just kidding. This guy had his ship sunk by the Left's blogosphere
- Joe Biden: Even though he claimed today he is "not the guy", he might actually be the guy. The only thing holding him back: he talks. And often. And often not well.
- Hillary Clinton: She is probably the VP candidate with the longest list of pros AND cons attached to her. Do not be surprised if Obama caves to angry women everywhere and makes Hillary his attack dog (joke inserted here).
- Tim Kaine: The Virginian Governor is having a meteoric rise in the short-list. But was it too little, too late?
- Chuck Hagel: This Nebraskan Republican Senator may have kept himself quiet for awhile, but he has also kept himself quiet by not supporting his party's McCain. A dark horse candidate.
McCain's Top Picks:
- Joe Lieberman: The droopy dog of the Senate, Lieberman is pretty much McCain's no. 1 adoring fan. Might as well recompense him for all his troubles.
- Bobby Jindal: The governor of Louisiana, and conservative darling (sorry Mitt, you're out), is a quiet, but very influential member of the GOP's base. McCain needs him, for his support, his age, and his blooooood.
- Tom Ridge: The former ne'er do-well secretary of Homeland Security (the first one! put that on a resume!), and former Gov. of Pennsylvania, is a good fit...if it weren't for his devilish hunger for abortions and McCain's pious stance against them.
- Meg Whitman: The former CEO of eBay has had her name dropped various times by McCain, hinting at a possible (if truly a longshot) place in his slot. If it sounded dirty, it's because it is.
Obama/Kaine and McCain/Jindal. How sweet it is.
lhp
Monday, August 18, 2008
Is Jon Stewart The Most Trusted Man in News?

Short answer: Yes.
Long answer: Of course, who else?
In the 2007 Pew Research Center for the People and the Press poll, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart was tied for first place with Tom Brokaw, Brian Williams, Dan Rather, and Anderson Cooper. As someone who is not an actual news anchor, like the latter four, Stewart is loved in part because of going against the mainstream idea of an anchor.
In a New York Times article, Mr. Stewart and his Daily Show are shown to be more than just class clowns. They do indeed make fun of the teacher's pet, and the jock, and even the hipster, but they do it with wit and biting satire. The Daily Show has quite a following, and contrary to what Bill O'Reilly claimed years ago, the show's audience is one of the most educated of all.
It is interesting to see how Mr. Stewart, 45, started his career as a comedic actor in bit parts, doing some standup here and there, but ended up as a 'news anchor' in a news show aimed to ridicule the Hollywood for ugly people=Washington. If anything else, Mr. Stewart has shown the TV-viewing audience that you don't just have to laugh on the joke shown onscreen--you can be in on it, too.
lhp
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Clintons: We will, We will Crush You

What did you really expect from these two? Graciousness? Ha. No dice.
Hillary and Bill are not letting the limelight move away from the just yet. As the attention hogs they are, they want just one more chance to put themselves above the party, as something greater THAN the party.
It will be announced today by the Obama campaign that Hillary's name will be kept in the nomination ballot. This means her "catharsis" will be achieved. This comes soon after Bill and Hillary were announced to headline two days at the convention. Like an only child on their birthday, they screamed and jumped, and finally got what they wanted.
But not yet. They want more. Hillary wants another go at the presidency in 2012 and Bill stills wants the title of elder-statesman of the Democratic party. The only way to get both is to have a Republican president again. Barack must lose.
Are they doing this to make such a thing probable? Maybe, maybe not. If you are a romantic, then of course not! If you are a cynic, then you think they are probably buying www.barackisblackandamuslim.com. But what if they are?
As a heap of emails The Atlantic obtained from Hillary's campaign internal communication show, the fall was imminent. Discord, delayed reaction, and debt-inducing finances were the decay inside Hillary's formerly unsinkable boat. Contrary to what one of her campaign aides said, she would NOT have won Iowa if John Edwards had admitted his affair earlier and taken himself off of the ballot (most of Edward's supporters in Iowa had Obama as their second choice, not Hillary). So Hillary was running an unsuccessful campaign from the beginning, only to let it rot as the days went by.
Hillary added an "another thing" to her list of wishes for Obama: a line in the party's platform that the sexist media ran "demeaning portrayals of women ... dampen the dreams of our daughters", meaning she blames her sunken boat on the MSM. But as Maureen Dowd insightfully pointed out, the line shoud be reworded to:
A woman who wildly mismanages and bankrupts a quarter-of-a-billion-dollar campaign operation, and then blames sexism in society, will dampen the dreams of our daughters.
lhp
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Evan Bayh, Too Much Risk, Too Litte Payoff?

The long days of summer are ending quickly. What was improbable in Spring, is a reality going into the fall. Not only has Mr. Obama become a giant-slayer by bringing down the mighty Clinton machine, but he is also barely leading McCain, a candidate that would lose a race against himself. Both of these scenarios were once considered more a fable than a fact, but here we are, in the last days of summer, with a dead-heat, and a contentious environment.
While there are many theories why Obama is only barely leading a McCain campaign that stumbles and mumbles and looks in lockstep with the unlikeable president (his arrogance, his inexperience...his race), the focus now is on the conventions. More immediately, the focus on the VPs at the conventions. McCain's list is still loosey-goosey, with Gov. of Louisiana Bobby Jindal, Mitt Romney, and former PA Gov. Tom Ridge at the head of the pack. But with Obama, only one is getting a fair amount of coverage as of late.
Senator Evan Bayh of Indiana is a political neighbor of Obama's Illinois. Both have hung out frequently lately, and both share characteristics that make them a dreamy tandem (youth, charisma, hollywood looks, and oratorical skills). What they don't share is what might make this duo a less competitive one.
Back in 2002, Sen. Bayh was on the wrong side of things, in respect to Obama's stance on the war. He publicly supported the war, albeit reluctantly, and followed through with his support until lately. His support for the Iraq War would not be so great if he had run in 2004, or even if he was John Kerry's running mate, who also voted in favor of the war. But in 2008, in a campaign that is more and more a referendum on the past 8 years, Sen. Bayh may be a huge liability for Obama, the candidate who said No to the war from the beginning and who is betting his chips of becoming the candidate of change.
There are probably a few reasons why Bayh looks so damn tasty as a VP choice. He is adored in Indiana, coming from a lineage of Indiana politicians (his father was a loved Senator and presidentia candidate in 1976), and filling his own resume with extensive executive experience as two-time Governor of Indiana and serving in his second term as Senator of the same state. His roots are deep; deep enough to make this Republican stalwart state a competitive one. His previous support for Sen. Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign might assuage the angry Clinton supporters a bit.
Or maybe not.
As we learned in 2004, the electorate is not stupid. It knows what a VP means. And power is not associated with it, not immediately. A VP pick is not as influential as many believe. In 2004, casanova Edwards, the charming, sexy southerner did not help Kerry get ONE southern state...NOT ONE. Not even his home state of South Carolina was competitive. That is because people know the VP isn't important now, but way later, and way later is not important right now.
If Obama picks Bayh, he will have to weigh the risks. A careful campaign of emphasis and de-emphasis on the Indianan Senator's record will be needed. Emphasize the long resume; de-emphasize the war votes. Emphasize his midwesterness; de-emphasize his moderate-conservative votes. Obama will need to calibrate an Evan Bayh VP nomination as much as he calibrated his own.
lhp
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Obama Assassination Attempt Stopped

We may forget we are in the year 2008 when stuff like this makes news:
MIAMI - A man is being held in Florida by federal authorities on charges of threatening to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama.
Seriously, if something like this DOES happen, we will go back to state of national confusion and anger not seen since 1968, not to mention erase any notion that we are no longer a country with tense race relations.
A search of Geisel's SUV and hotel room uncovered a loaded handgun, knives, dozens of rounds of ammunition, body armor and a machete. The SUV was wired with emergency lights.
lhp
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
3 Summer Movies Ready For Oscar
So far, I would argue a few have made a big splash at the box office and at the balcony. The Dark Knight comes to mind, with its skillfully written screenplay and masterful portrayal of the Joker by the deceased Heath Ledger. A possible nod for its cinematography might also occur. The Visitor is in the same boat, with a strong script and even stronger performances. Richard Jenkins is a darkhorse for Best Actor. Wall-E is a piece of art...but unfortunately, it will only be considered a piece on computer-generated art, thereby limiting its acclaim.
There some more, but I suggest looking ahead. The tail-end of the summer tends to give us the movies riding the Summer Blockbuster coattail. They may not be your usual summer fare, and they may be completely made for Oscar season (late fall, winter), but they dabble enough in both to be uniquely intriguing. Here are a few to look out for:
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (aug. 15)
The new flick by Woody Allen, this may be his best since Match Point and as career-defining as Manhattan. If this movie keeps all of its promises, Allen may have found a new New York: Barcelona. He has already found a new muse in Scarlett Johansson. He used Scarlett very well in Match Point, letting her simmer in her sexuality, and from the looks of it, this will be more of the same...in metric doses!
The movie looks fresh, light, and sensual. These are things not usually assigned to Woody Allen pre-Johansson. If this movie delivers, look for a turn to increasingly less neurotic, more exotic work by Woody. And more work with Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz.
Hamlet 2 (aug. 22)
And now, the darling of Sundance. This movie was bought for an estimated $10million. That is mucho money for a movie that will be controversial, hilarious, and a cult classic. Expect this be played well into the fall.
Burn After Reading (sept. 12)
Made by the Coen bros. What more do you need to know? I have been waiting for this movie ever since I saw Brad Pitt get punched in the face. A great cast, a great plot, and so far, a great soundtrack. Trademarks of a great Coen brothers movie. Let's do it in the back.
lhp
Monday, August 04, 2008
Is The Dark Knight cursed?

This would make no sense if it didn't make so much sense. Consider this breaking News:
Academy Award winning actor Morgan Freeman was involved in a serious car accident Sunday night in north Mississippi.
So let's see, Heath Ledger died right after finishing the film. Many claim the role of the Joker consumed Ledger, an actor known for his intense immersion in characters, and eventually killed him.
Then Christian Bale was charged with assault and faces criminal repercussions there.
Now this. Morgan Freeman is in critical condition at the moment because of a car accident. My question is this:
Is The Dark Knight the new Poltergeist...the new Exorcist? Is it cursed and bound to lay its curse on all those involved?
lhp
Sunday, August 03, 2008
2008=2000: No, You're the Best...No, You Are!

Unfortunately for the ardent right and left-wingers in this vast country of ours, this election is not offering that much entertainment. The old battle lines are being redrawn...nay, they are being shuffled away. A liberal and a conservative, in the terms we are used to now, are not in play in this election. Instead, a Nixonian Republican and a Wilsonian Democrat are duking it out. But something tells me this may slightly resemble Bush v. Gore of 2000, also.
A day after Senator Barack Obama said he would consider supporting broad energy legislation that would permit some of the offshore oil drilling he had previously opposed, an aide to Senator John McCain said Sunday that he too might support such a compromise package.
- Obama needs to keep the "Medicine" image: If he becomes too much like McCain, or lets him do the same, he will lose his uniqueness, which includes his "Change" candidate mantra.
- McCain cannot afford to lose the little gains he has made with the conservative base. Unlike Obama who can go out and slap an undocumented immigrant in the face and still keep the left side of his support, McCain is still trying to woo the right-wingers. Bob Barr, the independent who could potentially derail McCain's shot at the presidency, is a conservative darling. Many are still wondering if he should be given their full support and make him a true contender, thereby splitting up the conservative vote and making Obama president by default.
- There is too much passion in this election. Unlike 2000 where our biggest fear was when the free shipping at Amazon.com would cease to be offered, our list of issues is huge and draws unbelievable passion from all sides. If the candidates decide to become two heads of the same creature, a missed opportunity at political momentum will be had.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Is the 2008 election like 2004?

How much things change, and how much they stay the same. At a certain angle, the election in 2008 is very similar to 2004. Or is it?
- Who are the candidates perceived as?
- What support are they tapping in order to secure a win?
- What type of campaign can be expected as a whole?
- What issue will win the election?
Monday, July 14, 2008
Obama: Vietnam was not my bag

In a very thorough interview with the very thorough Fareed Zakaria (this guy is seriously a genius), Sen. Obama pretty much proves Andrew Sullivan's and my theory right.
ZAKARIA: Why did you major in international affairs?
OBAMA: Well, obviously, having lived overseas and having lived in Hawaii, having a mother who was a specialist in international development, who worked -- was one of the early practitioners of microfinancing, and would go to villages in South Asia and Africa and Southeast Asia, helping women buy a loom or a sewing machine or a milk cow, to be able to enter into the economy -- it was natural for me, I think, to be interested in international affairs.
The Vietnam War had drawn to a close when I was fairly young. And so, that wasn't formative for me in the way it was, I think, for an earlier generation.
The Cold War, though, still loomed large. And I thought that both my interest in what was then called the Third World and development there, as well as my interest in issues like nuclear proliferation and policy, that I thought that I might end up going into some sort of international work at some point in my life.
Some inferences from this answer:
A) Vietnam did not form him like it did the Clintons, McCain, Bush, and Gore.
B) His candidacy is not so much about expertise, but exposure and comprehension of what the world is currently.
C) He is a pragmatist and unifier, who prefers a workable answer that dissatisfies some, rather than a faulty answer that promotes some.
lhp
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Is 2008 more like 2004, 2000, 1992…1968?

Elections are no different from other grand shows of spectacle. The Super Bowl, the Olympics, the new Batman movie, all of these are events that come with their own expectations and expected consequences. Being so grand and anticipated they are often compared to other great events that have past. Will the Giants be like the Joe Namath Jets and upset the seemingly invincible Patriots? Will Phelps be our era’s Spitz? Will the new Batman be a successful superhero sequel like Spiderman 2, or will it crash on top of its viral marketing scheme like Snakes On A Plane? Questions, comparisons, anticipations, this is what makes stuff worth talking about.
How will 2008 measure up? I see a few possible comparisons of what is still a nascent election season.
It could end up becoming an election decided by each party’s base, just like 2004 pitted Kerry’s angry liberals against Bush’s angry evangelicals.
It could become an election decided between two progressively similar candidates, moving each to the center as the campaign goes on until voters are not sure who is who or what makes them different, as was the case in 2000.
It could be an election lost by a splintered conservative base, thereby handing the presidency to the Democrats, similar to Bill Clinton’s 1992 victory.
Or it could become a historic election with historic implications, won by a photogenic, charming Senator over an older man considered angry, rough around the edges, and just untrustworthy because of the company he kept, like it was in 1968 between JFK and Nixon.
Which will it be? I will explore each scenario in greater depth in later posts, but for now, what election year does this remind you of? See any parallels with other elections?
lhp
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Obama Supporters Flinch When Asked To Help Clinton

At a Women For Obama Fundraiser, Hillary Clinton might have hit it right on the nose:
Anyone who voted for me has so much in common with those who voted for Barack and it is critical that we join forces, because the Democratic Party is a family, sometimes a dysfunctional family, but it is a family and we care about what’s going to happen to the economy and health care and education and what happens in Iraq and Afghanistan.I can only infer that Hillary is the stepmom the Democratic kids aren't sure of, and she is trying to let them know she is cool with papa Barack, even though she might rub them the wrong way.
Why would I help pay off debts that Hillary amassed simply to keep damaging Senator Obama?Gas prices are up, the markets are in turmoil, my kid’s fall tuition bill is coming soon. Writing checks to politicians I don’t like is not at the top of my list.Not a penny for that woman. Or her husband. Or — god forbid --Mark Penn.
Sunday, July 06, 2008
McCain Talk Pretty One Day

In a town meeting in Cincinnati the next day, Mr. McCain would again slip up on the name of the Massachusetts town, where, he noted, “Americans asserted their independence once before.” He called it “the Lexiggdon Project” and twice tried to fix his error before flipping the name (“Project Lexington”) in subsequent references.

Thursday, July 03, 2008
Obama Make Liberals Mad! Liberals Smash!

The weeks after Obama secured the Democratic nomination have made liberals cringe. They bitch and moan and yell "Treason!"...but only under their breath. Liberals do not want 2004 redux. They trust Obama will keep his liberal streak going when he is elected; they know he is just courting the center and a bit of the right just enough to secure a win. He's just playin', they tell themselves.
It isn’t about his policies as such; it is about his person. They are prepared to set their own ideological preferences to one side in favor of what Obama offers America in a critical moment in our dealings with the rest of the world. The war today matters enormously. The war of the last generation? Not so much. If you are an American who yearns to finally get beyond the symbolic battles of the Boomer generation and face today’s actual problems, Obama may be your man.