Tuesday, June 20, 2006

North Korea Ready To Fire Nukes; US Ready To Crap Pants

If you have nukes, keep them, show them off, threaten to use them as often and as annoyingly as possible. If you don't, well, then you are screwed because your ass is ours. North Korea is waving their arms in exasperation begging for our attention, they have something to say, again: We can seeee you. They are ready to launch ballistic missiles, are we are afraid, very, very afraid. If only Iraq had reminded us time and time again of the weapons they (did not) had. Unfortunately for Saddam, he did not have the huevos to shout empty threats, and now his flabby flesh is being photographed many times over.

Kim Jung-Il, come on now, put the nukes down and go rent Hitch or something. Avoid the drama, because at this moment, the US government is grabbing on to their popcorn.

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