Thursday, June 29, 2006
Supreme Court Votes Against Guantanamo Tribunals
Read the full story here.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Do Celebrities Benefit from Philanthropy?
Celebrities and philanthropists have as much as we could imagine to want: money, fame, public acceptance, great influence at work. They have all these amenities while tackling one major necessary attachment: loss of privacy. As long as the idea of fame has been adored, so has our interest in those who relish in that fame. The American public, in this particular case, loves to hear about the latest celebrity breakup or the Hollywood star currently in rehab, or the singer who just ran over a dog, etc. Details, details, details. An industry has flourished over this quasi-obsession (it is worse in other countries, like England, for example, where tabloids are a daily necessity). Billions of dollars have been made from the plights and privacy of the famed. So has the paparazzi. The cameraman with a penchant for the "not-now" time celebrities often enjoy at the beach or with their kids is now a staple of our pop culture. Mainly because it is one of the main providers of it.
What does this all mean for celebrities? It means that a counter-industry has been created to counter their existence. While they work in Hollywood and Silicon Valley, the Obsession Industry has no boundaries when it comes to workplace. They go where the action is, no matter how private it may appear to the rest of society. The more forbidden the better, so the OI hungers for the one in a million shot or story. The celebrity and famed community have often tried to hamper the reach of these nosey neds, claiming that taking pictures of them in their own home is against the law, or that a story is personal and should not be publicized, or that coming up to them with their baby in hand is dangerous for the little tyke. Almost all of these have been unsuccessful attempts. Court order after court order, judges have not been able to cement what these philanthropists want: a law for privacy. A constitutional amendment making privacy part of the Bill of Rights has been suggested...but as of today, nothing. Could it be that celebrities want to use their air of goodwill to pull along a law that will save their privacy? Are they lobbying indirectly, giving money to charities and campaigns in exchange for a push for an addition to the bill of rights? Adding the amount of money given by celebrities, they must truly cherish their alone time.
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Nap a little, Do a Lot
Nap attack.
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
North Korea Ready To Fire Nukes; US Ready To Crap Pants
Kim Jung-Il, come on now, put the nukes down and go rent Hitch or something. Avoid the drama, because at this moment, the US government is grabbing on to their popcorn.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
AP: Farmer reports US troops in Iraq taken Captive
18 June, 2006
By KIM GAMEL, Associated Press Writer 23 minutes ago
BAGHDAD, Iraq - A farmer claiming to have witnessed an attack on a U.S. military checkpoint said Sunday that insurgents swarmed the scene, killing the driver of a Humvee before taking two of his comrades captive. The U.S. military has only said the soldiers are missing.
Another local resident said the soldiers searched houses on Sunday and promised a $100,000 reward for any information leading to the missing soldiers.
"We‘re still trying to ascertain their whereabouts," he told CNN‘s "Late Edition." "Obviously, there is a vigorous effort to try to locate them and to bring them back safely."
Ahmed Khalaf Falah, a farmer who said he witnessed the attack Friday, said three Humvees were manning a checkpoint when they came under fire from many directions. Two Humvees went after the assailants, but the third was ambushed before it could move, he told The Associated Press.
The U.S. military said Sunday it was continuing the search.
Falah also said tensions were high in the area as U.S. soldiers raided some houses and arrested men. He also said the Americans were setting up checkpoints on all roads leading to the area of the attack and helicopters were hovering at low altitudes.
He said he would not cooperate because he was angry with the Americans.
The U.S. military did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the resident‘s claim.
"We are currently using every means at our disposal on the ground, in the air and in the water to find them," said Caldwell, the spokesman for U.S. forces in Baghdad.
Caldwell also said the military was still searching for Sgt. Keith M. Maupin, of Batavia, Ohio, who went missing April 9, 2004.
"We continue to search using every means available and will not stop looking until we find the missing soldiers," he said.
Maupin was captured when insurgents ambushed his fuel convoy with the 724th Transportation Co. west of Baghdad. A week later, Arab television network Al-Jazeera aired a videotape showing Maupin sitting on the floor surrounded by five masked men holding automatic rifles.
That June, Al-Jazeera aired another tape purporting to show a U.S. soldier being shot. But the dark, grainy tape showed only the back of the victim‘s head and did not show the actual shooting. The Army ruled it was inconclusive whether the soldier was Maupin.
"There have been ongoing efforts," Snow said. "Unfortunately, again, no word on Keith Maupin, either."
Maupin, a 20-year-old private first class at the time of his capture, has been promoted twice since then.
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Bah, the World Cup is for the Unpatriotic
Kicking a ball around appears to be as skilled as swatting a fly or pushing a cart--where is the skill? A simple answer: everywhere. Personally, I see soccer as the most physically and mentally demanding sport. Period. The length of the field to be covered over and over again is a test of stamina and strength (of the legs, not biceps). The chess-like strategy is only a necessary part of the game, looking for an advantage, a proper movement of the ball through the other team's (mental) gaps. Depending on the movement of your other teammates more than your own makes the sport one of the most team-oriented, and necessary for thorough study. Sprinting faster while dribbling the ball than some do without any other worry is worthy of much praise. According to studies, David Beckham, one of the most popular players of the sport, runs an average of 8 miles per game. PER GAME. That is, he runs 8 stop-and-go miles within 90 minutes. Seeing a Brazilian team weave effortlessly through other teams is a thing of beauty. The skill is definitively there. So why no fuss about the US's performance?
We don't like unAmerican sports. Caring for a sport most of the world loves is like caring what other countrie think about our death penalty system, or our lack of social safety net, or our enfatuation with Branjelina. Our idea of sport is only interesting when WE are on center stage, when we call the shots, when it is on our court. When we play the World Series, how many countries are represented? Is New York a country? When we praise the NBA World Champions, what language do we say they speak? Unless it is the Lakers, we will be safe to say that English is the toungue of choice. The ratings on all these are indicative of our interests in wordly sports. The worst ratings for a World Series (last year's White Sox run) were much higher than World Cup numbers.
The idea of "World" sports or championships is not appealing to us when other actual members of the world participate. We do not wanna deal with Uzbekistan on the basketball court if we don't have to. I don't want to admit this, but, unfortunately, at the core we are very nationalistic. Olympics, PanAmerican games, World Cup, Tour de France, all that is just a different version of UN bologne. If you are a Wilsonian, you most like did not miss today's tied game.
While the interest is lagging, it has shown a lot of improvement. I hope I eat crow...tofu crow.
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
FEMA Can Pay For Your Hotel and Erotica
FEMA fraud paid for football, vacations, erotica
Up to $1.4 billion doled out in bogus assistance to Katrina, Rita victims
The Associated Press
WASHINGTON - The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion in bogus assistance to victims of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, getting hoodwinked to pay for season football tickets, a tropical vacation and even a divorce lawyer, congressional investigators have found.
Prison inmates, a supposed victim who used a New Orleans cemetery for a home address, and a person who spent 70 days at a Hawaiian hotel all were able to wrongly get taxpayer help, according to evidence that gives a new black eye to the nation’s disaster relief agency.
Federal investigators even informed Congress that one man apparently used FEMA assistance money for a sex change operation.
This is truly a painfully hilarious read. It is indicative of the level of bureaucracy we have in place. Meh, it is only $1.4 billion dollars...it is only equivalent to 2.5% of the education Budget for 2006.
Read the whole thing here.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Chivalry Has Its Exceptions: Teaching Economics
Seeing her during the summer, detached from the class setting, I had a quick, pleasant talk with her. We joked about how much I love my school, and how I better be reading an econ book--the cover of the book never ran past her eyes. After gabbing it up for a few minutes, she dropped her napkins while being her usual sarcastic funny self. I almost left my comfy seat to help her pick them up. I always do that, no matter who I am dealing with, man, (beautiful or otherwise) woman, or (annoying or not) child. But I didn't. I sat there, looking at her struggle to pick up the napkins and juggle her stack of books and coffee. She didn't seem to catch on, and probably didn't think I would help her, as many women either do not want to be shown chivalry or never have because of their quality choice of mates. She managed to multi-task and we bid adieu. I did not feel remorse for acting like that which I often criticize: a douche.
Not letting it take over my whole lunch break, I did think about it later for awhile. Was it because I disagreed with her in so many levels that I decided not be chivalrous? If so, why do I discriminate when it comes to acting as a gentleman? Do I have ulterior motives when I show chivalry? Probably. I am human, but most specifically and importantly, I am man. There may be something in my subconscious that triggers the Clark Gabel? Might it be the Ingrid Bergman? Whatever the case, this professor Ingrid Bergman was not. Maybe more like a Reagan, but not an Ingrid.
Sunday, June 11, 2006
AP: Parents Use Pot as Reward
Associated Press:
Police have arrested two Chandler parents accused of giving marijuana to their young sons as a reward for good behavior.Toni Lynn Carlson, 31, and Aaron Virgil Carlson, 23, were booked on suspicion of possessing marijuana and drug paraphernalia, possessing marijuana for sale, contributing to the delinquency of minors and endangerment, police said Friday.
The couple were taken into custody Thursday night after detectives served a search warrant at their home and found a quarter-pound of marijuana.
Police said the boys — ages 12 and 11, and a 4-year-old girl — were in the care and custody of a family member.
The investigation began after authorities received tips from a neighbor about the possible usage and sale of drugs at the home, police said.
Detectives didn't know about the family possibly smoking marijuana together until the parents and children were interviewed.
Also under investigation is the possibility the Carlsons supplied drugs to other children, police said.
Too bad the kids could not remember what they did right.
Saturday, June 10, 2006
After "Cars", Pixar Eyes for Rats
Here is a trailer for it. Or you can actually cough up the $9.50 and enjoy it in its silver screen glory....meh, times are tough.
Nothing beats a good movie. Maybe good movie popcorn, among other things.
Thursday, June 08, 2006
The importance of Zarqawi?
First, however, the importance of his life must be assessed before we look at his death. He was more of a military coordinator than a movement leader. He was not a religious leader, as Osama (incorrectly) claims to be. He was not a Sunni leader, as many top Sunnis felt threatened by his headline-grabbing assaults and massacres. He was, however, a master propagandist and military man. His ruthless tactics, like the beheading of Nicholas Berg, and the many suicide bombings he orchestrated, were indicative of the danger he represented. He was a foreign man in foreign land. A citizen of Jordan, Zarqawi found his niche in
What will come after his death? Most likely it will help the current Iraqi government. Having just appointed some more officials, the baby Bambi government needs a morale boost any it can. This will definitely help. Along with this benefit to stability, it will certainly make Iraqi life, at least seem, more livable. The shakiness Iraqis are accustomed to will take some time to get rid of, especially when little or no progress is made with the strongest nation in the world inhabiting and helping its land.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi is dead. That is the only thing certain at this point. Unless they find that the tattoos and the body ID was all wrong. In that case, we are back at the beginning. In essence, that is where we will be even if he is dead. That is the problem when you fight a noun, its hard to know when it is down. Stay down terrorism, stat down.
Like Weird "Funny" or Haha "Funny"?
Seinfeld observes, Chappelle challenges, Pryor discussed, Carlin ridicules…all of them laughing all the way to the bank. Maybe awkwardly. I attended the 50 Mason Lounge last night in
“Why are bumper stickers on the shittiest cars?”,asked one of them. Its funny cuz it’s true. I own a light and peppy (codeword for shitty) Tracer, by the by.
As they did their bits with (mostly) great bravado, I remembered a magazine article that deconstructed the comedian psyche. According to the article, comedians are often socially awkward off-stage. They stay away from crowds or social groups, preferring instead to smoke in the alley as the audience members leave the forum. The comedian sees its audience as lesser beings, in a way, holding them in contempt for being so easily manipulated. Especially for the very skilled and successful comedian (unless you HAVE to be social in order to get movie deals and TV shows), the audience becomes a puppet they can twist as they see fit. Laugh, the comedian commands, and so does the audience follow. Sit silent while I relish in it, he says, and his orders are followed by the many. As confident and charismatic as they project themselves to be on stage, off it they fail to find their place. Personally, it seems like that would HAVE to be the case. If they are observing and obtaining ideas from the people that come into contact with it everyday; if they feed off what the masses give them only to repackage it in funny and sell it back to them, they pretty much have to separate themselves from the rest of society, in a way. It makes me wonder if the homeless might be funny as hell.
When the night ended and 5 out of the 12 comedians passed on to the semifinals, I observed how they interacted with each other after they were announced and brought back on stage, sans microphone. Shifting their weight, darting their eyes, shaking hands with uncertainty, the comedians looked awkward. Maybe I don’t want to be that funny.
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Bush: For Society's Sake, Jail Them Gays!
Bush paints the American people as a bunch of redneck evangelical bigots that are more interested in banning the union between the gays next door than over their economic wellbeing or their son third tour in Iraq. Unfortunately, he may be right. A new ABC poll shows support for the banning of gay marriage, even after it left the public discourse for over a year. What does this say of our true character? Are we truly a nation of red-at-the-core Americans? Lets hope for poor polling.
It is, in the end, all politics. Bush wants to rally the base, as his numbers drop in every sector of his formerly die-hard support group. His numbers are still very low, but have rised somewhat. This slight rise is because of nothing more than his decent immigration proposal. This makes the next poll a clear indication of how the American people received his political pandering. I fear for his party's outcome this year (but not too much, of course) after this hasty endorsement. He might be showing some carrot to his fundamentalist base, but it is too little too late. The base is getting more and more needy, and Bush is bleeding political capital at an unprecented pace. His lame duck presidency started at the beginning of this year, seeing no end in sight other than a slowly approaching 2008. Bush can only harm himself at this point by postulating. That logic doesn't seem to stop him, however, for he relishes the campaign environment. I am sure he misses 2000 and 2004.
Monday, June 05, 2006
Movie Review: The Break-Up
I was not forced to see The Break-Up. While my girlfriend is in love with the lovable Republican, Vince Vaughn, I too wanted to enjoy his glow--his sweaty, 100mph, snowball momentum humor glow. Jennifer Aniston's new found martyrdom (the girl next door was ditched for the vivacious vixen by the demi-god) and her cuteness was an added bonus. Plus, movie popcorn is enough to validate anything. Even this movie.
Starting with a quirky baseball game encounter between the quintessential everyman (Vaughn) and the Good Girl (Aniston--look into her filmography for reference). After that, a slightly corny montage brings us into their looooong relationship. They go to Notre Dame games, they have Xmas together, they both love to admire Vince Vaughn's hairy, sweaty chest. Then comes the breaking point. The breakup scene made me cringe a couple of times. Actually, throughout. I often saw and heard what I have heard often in the past: "I didn't say you were crazy, I said you acted crazy", "Being myself means we have to break up?", "I want to be left alone", et al. It was very good at capturing the downward spiral partners slide through a fight. One small thing leads to a slightly bigger issue, which in turn leads to "I am through with this!". All over some stupid lemons.
Beside these sporadic insights, The Break-Up falls short of what it could be. It ends up becoming half a movie. Revolving around the idea of the vicious cycle a break-up creates, the movie only touches upon the upshot of this, the painfully necessary part of many relationships, until the last 15 minutes. You can feel the screenwriters along with the director and actors hurrying to finish this movie with enough closure to be able to sleep at night. Alas, they fail.
The director, Peyton Reed ("Bring it On"), appears to have let Vince Vaughn work his magic, and allow Jennifer Aniston to soak it in passively, with light (if even present) direction. His stamp is nowhere to be found in this movie, making it mostly Vaughn's show. The chemistry, even when yelling at each other, between Aniston and Vaughn is clearly present, but never honed in to its full potential. The movie lacks an aim. It ends up being a shouting match with gut laughs dispersed here and there.
A date movie it is, but only one to take someone you have experienced some of this already. With a new date, a prospect, it might remind both of you how much it sucks to be at the end of a relationship. I suggest at least a couple of beers before the viewing. Maybe a whole case.
At the end of the movie I saw the very interesting square between Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, and Vince Vaughn. The demi-god drops the ultimate girl next door for the sultriest vixen. The ultimate girl next door in turn gets it on with the quintessential everyman, with the beer gut, the love for baseball, and the bar and grill sense of humor. If only Aniston and Vaughn fell in love with another supporting crew I might have called it a storybook ending.
PoliBlog: Too liberal, too conservative, too much
This is not exclusive to politics, but extends to all society. Ideologues, fundamentalists, partisans and bigots all suffer this self-imposed ignorance. They all fail to accept their ever-changing surroundings filled with nuances. Some rely on theories, others on allegiances, while others rely on prejudices to support their "reality." They never question their beliefs, for that is not what they are to them-they are truths. Because of their indoctrination, they see the rest of us in contempt, claiming we are tools, that we are in the wrong. In reality, however, they are tools to their own constricted point of view. Their mentality works with absolutes, and because of that it is obsolete. The true reality, the one we all accept, if only begrudgingly and if only partially, is anything but absolute.
The most depressing of these sorts are the supposed "learned" individuals, flaunting their credentials as a sign of rightness. From these, primarily hurting our existence are the vacuum theorists who postulate based on their textbooks and not on actuality. They claim that their brand of economic and political development is the only correct form, even if the masses are left in ruins. Claiming that an unrestricted free market is the true path to prosperity is a clear example of such detached mentality. If something they recommend fails, it is because of the practice, not their theory. Ironically, the vacuum theorists are overwhelmingly dictating the direction and decimation of the world. The world will soon become a vacuum because the only evident truth if we continue to follow these "learned" individuals, will be the absence of everything.
Only by becoming a judicious citizenry can we weed out these detrimental supposed radicals. Their poisonous rhetoric, postulations, and actions claim reason and tolerance as victim, thereby repealing the progress we have made. Let the fundamentalists, ideologues, partisans and bigots stay in their reality, as long as they do not interfere in ours.
PoliBlog: Latin America finds that the right way is Left
This should not be seen as unexpected, but only as belated. Latin America's outcry has hit a crescendo. The poor cannot bear it anymore, the middle class cannot see the fruits of free markets, and the rich…well, they are actually doing pretty good. Unfortunately for the well-to-do, they do not make the majority of the population in any of these countries. The Washington consensus has been tolerated long enough, with its textbook economics that leave all but the privileged in misery. Consider this a wakeup call to the right wing. They are losing control of their neighbors.
Beyond an economic backlash, the momentous trend towards the left is a product of previous mischief. President-elect Bachelet, for example, is the daughter of a general faithful to democratically elected Chilean President, Salvador Allende. He was tortured and assassinated during the 1972 U.S.-led coup that took out Allende and placed Pinochet in power as dictator for the next 17 years. As president, she now hopes to minimize the income gap between the rich and poor in Chile. Karma is definitely for real.
The United States is experiencing the first instances of backlash in Latin America in quite some time. The region has tried the medicine prescribed by Washington - cut social benefits, focus on businesses, let Americans run your economy - but it is now tasting sour. Latin America is now realizing there is a better way - a more Latino way.
On the plus side for Bush, he will never have to worry about Castro being ahead on the polls before a Cuban election--no surprises in the outcome there.
Sunday, June 04, 2006
PoliBlog: Illegal immigrant work: American slavery in the 21st century
An economy relying on free and easily exploitable work is a guaranteed formula for growth. Morals have no place in economics, apparently. The opening up of the sea, along with the discovery of easier routes and vehicles for trade, amplified the economic benefits of slavery. Today, we no longer work so much on building the newest freight boat and the cheapest slave boat, but we have found other ways of keeping our name on the marquee.
The influx of immigrants that began at the latter part of the 19th century and into the 20th secured a new source of cheap labor. Soon, all the Irish, Italian, and German immigrants assimilated to America and became the new foundation of it. The new brand of illegal immigrants bares a darker hue. Most are Latino, in particular Mexican. While being discriminated in society, they are overworked, underpaid, ignored, and often abused in the workplace. Reading first and third person testimonials concerning the plight of the illegal American, I often find cases that harken to the days of slave and master.
These illegal Americans are exploited. The new master is the abusive employer. The government decides to not "rock the boat"-as it did with slavery. Rocking the boat would force the government to treat this as an issue that is not only economic, but also diplomatic, moral, ethical, and historical.
If an illegal American does not comply with their boss, threats are presented, whatever benefits they have are removed. Some cases report sexual abuse, where employers, in essence, rape their employees so they can keep their jobs. Others report abuse via bats, hunger, and deprivation. The paramount difference between today and the slavery past is that these Americans are paid. The employers know they can leave more easily than would like. An incentive is needed. When your cheap labor is not guaranteed, you need to pay them enough to stick around.
Nothing can be at par with our shameful past, but we are not working to change the ugly facets that appear today. Our economy is ripe with immorality.